some general groud rules for what to expect here, btw
what will be equally funny is as this populates, it'll be unlikely this will be the first page you run into, so I hope this brings you joy. I'm not planning on dating these because then it doesn't really feel like the wandering web garden I'm trying to curate here. you don't know which row of plants in a garden were planted first per se - they're all just sprouting upwards. have fun wandering.
you might notice that you got here via a link. how this is going to work is I'm going to read what I've written before and find connecting bits through inline links. but I'm sure you figured that out because you're here!
I don't particularly know how long I will make these entries just yet. these are meant to be options and directions and places to go, so try and click things and see what you get.